Shield Agent/
Codename: Hawkeye/
World-Class Marksman/
Born in Waverly, Iowa/
Raised in the Circus before being recruited by SHIELD/
Currently a member of the Avengers Initiative/
“What are you dressed as? Green Lantern Deadpool? Dead Lantern? Green Pool?”
“…I’m Ryan Reynolds…”
at Fan Expo 2012
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
IMG_5712 (by Lars Østreim)
oh no
oh no baby hyena with pacifier i am dead of cute dfghjklkj
OH MY FUCKING GOD
#YOU JUST USED THE CAP’S SHIELD TO LEVEL YOUR TUBES#I REQUIRE NOTHING FROM YOU BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GO HOME TO MY VINTAGE CAPTAIN AMERICA CARD COLLECTION #OMG TONY I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU #AGENT COULSON OUT
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
#never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
holy crap
wow the voices are so off
COW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
there is a phallus and it is repeatedly entering and exiting my brain, slowly but surely fucking every single brain cell I once had out of my skull
THEIR VOICES.
NO.
WAT THE FUCK. WHAT IS THIS. OMFG. WAT IS GOING ON.
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
